The Tila Tequila Lesbian Sex Tape is Here

A 3 minute clip from Tila Tequilas yet-to-be-released lesbian threesome sex tape has leaked online, and mother of God is it disgusting. I actually have a vagina, and even I dont know what Im seeing in half of the pics. Like (NSFW) here, for instance. What the fuck IS that? Is it the tip of an elephants trunk? The all-seeing eye of Sauron? Am I looking into the Sarlaac in the Great Pit of Carkoon? I dont know whether to be terrified or aroused, so Im going to go with my gut and just start drinking.

Puppy thumbnails are extremely NSFW:

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