Charlie Sheen Promised Porn Star Kacey Jordan a Bentley

One of the nice ladies who was with Charlie Sheen the night before he was hospitalized was the 22-year old star of such favorites as Fuck My Mom and Me and Bohemian Buttfest, Kacey Jordan. You might better recognize her from her snatch, seen here at Charlies house in the wee hours of the afternoon before he wound up unconscious in the ER. And just how does Charlie ply such delicate flowers, you ask? Hint: its not just cocaine and potential assault and battery. Radar Online says:

Charlie Sheen promised to buy [the porn star] extravagant gifts.

His latest promise was made to Kacey Jordan, in the form of a brand new convertible Bentley.

Ok for all the f**king haters Im getting a baby blue convertible Bentley next month so I dunnoHUSH fml, the 22-year-old porn star wrote on her Twitter account Wednesday afternoon.

Seems Kacey may have gotten her hopes up in the aftermath of Charlies hospitalization just like the porn stars that came before her, shes hired a lawyer.

I have a lawyer and I am not making any comment, the blonde porn star told RadarOnline.com on Thursday afternoon.

I wanna back up and just review that photo one more time. There are so many layers. Like an onion, only stinkier. Look past her puss and survey whats on the table. First youll notice the can of Coca-Cola and a pack of smokes. Okay. Thats normal. But then theres the disinfecting wipes. And some Listerine. Hand sanitizer. Is that aftershav! e? And what the hell is that pink thing in the back? Throw in a pair of needle-nosed pliers and a car battery and youve got the sort of spread youd except to see after spending four hours bound and gagged in the trunk of an unmarked car. All thats missing here is the shovel and a shallow grave.

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