Quickies: Parallel Dimension
Cheryl Coles new back tattoo is L-A-M-E. (Moe Jackson)
Heres one for ya: John Travolta and John Gotti walk into a restaurant sorry, theres no punchline. It actually happened. (Celebitchy)
Willow Smith whips her hair in Vanity Fair. (Socialite Life)
Holly Madisons dress is a tribute to Marilyn Monroe. Which would explain why her pictures all over it. FAIL. (Hollywood Rag)
Heidi Klum, advice columnist! Id say Look out, Dear Abby, but that chick is already dead. (Popcrunch)
Eva Longoria should always wear makeup, and here is your why. (Jezebel)
Bravo gets the bare tits out for The Real Housewives of Orange County reunion. (The Dirty)
Taylor Momsen says her best friend is her vibrator. And by best I assume she meant only. (Holy Moly!)
Paris Hiltons boyfriend is facing 4 years in jail. Im glad to see theyre finally punishing people for attempting t! o spawn with Paris HIlton. I push for the death penalty! (Celeb Slam)
Avril Lavigne in her bra and panties for her new video What the Hell. Yawn. (The Blemish)
Irina Shayk is sexy as hell. Note to Avril Lavigne: this is how its done. (Popoholic)
All too real: The Disco Exorcist. Im guessing its Saturday Night Fever wearing an evil goatee and an eye patch. (Agent Bedhead)
Pete Wentz still has the hole where Ashlee Simpson tried to rip his balls off. Silly girl Pete Wentz doesnt have balls! (INF Daily)
Are Justin Bieber and Jaden Smith dating? Or was that just Ryan Murphys wet dream? (Celeb Jihad)
Tila Tequila actually looks Asian. Weird. (Celebrity Odor)
Because Vide Guerras ass deserves a shrine. And its own zip code. (UseMyComputer)
Will Ferrell to replace Steve Carrell in The Office? Sure looks that way hes got a four episode contract in the works. (Bitten & Bound)
Isabeli Fontana nipslip! I just ! like say ing, Isabeli Fontana. (G Celeb)
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