Quickies: Nevermind

Christina Aguilera is the Super Bowl halftime show. Too bad its not 1996. (Pop Crunch)

I dont know why youd want to see it, but Joey Kovar is naked. And veiny. (The Dirty)

Minka Kelly and Leighton Meester caught in a passionate embrace: every heterosexual mans dream! (Moe Jackson)

Yeah, this is really gonna squelch those James Franco is gay rumors. (Socialite Life)

Robe Lowe is druuuuuuunk! (Celeb Slam)

Adriana Lima is still the fox she always was. Stone cold. (The Grumpiest)

Brooklyn Decker disgraces herself with some naughty lingerie pics. For shame. (Celeb Jihad)

Seeing what car Scott Disick drives makes me want to set things on fire. I hate that stupid smarmy prick. (Anything Hollywood)

Mandy Moore is the anti-Scott Disick. (UseMyComputer)

Judd Apatow is a huge faggo! t. Case in point: Ricky Gervais made him have sad feelings. Boo fucking hoo, you puss. (Celebitchy)

Ill say this for No Strings Attached, its not as bad as When in Rome. (Pajiba)

Ben Rapeysbuerger finally found himself a girl to legitimately rut all over. (Bitten & Bound)

Twilight: Eclipse sweeps the Razzies! (The Fab Life)

Kate Hudsons baby bump is emerging. Now we just wait for the boobs to sprout. (Holy Moly!)

Jack LaLane dies at 96. (TMZ)

Britney Spears Hold It Against Me video is out. And now your pants are off. (Hollywood Rag)

Jay-Zs wiener is apparently the size of Volkswagen. (Celebs)

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