Jeremy Piven Totally Banged Miley Cyrus

Insufferable cheese-dick Jeremy Piven claims he has found a kindred spirit in his 18-year old So Undercover co-star Miley Cyrus. I guess those movies my uncle kept stashed behind his dresser were right 45-year old men and barely legal teen girls do have lots in common. E! News says:

I had so much fun with her and we had great chemistry, Piven [revealed] while promoting his new drama at the Sundance Film Festival. Shes kind of amazing. Theres something so incredibly refreshing about someone who is exactly who they are. Shes this force. She loves to laugh.

I think I must be an 18-year-old girl because we got along really well, Piven [added]

Jeremy Piven wants us to believe theres an 18-year old girl deep inside of him, when its completely obvious he just wants to be deep inside that 18-year old girl. What a fuckin pervert. Im no Billy Ray Cyrus fan not by a long shot but I hope he kicks Jeremy Pivens achy-breaky ass from here to Tennessee and back.

Nobody wants to look at a middle-aged douche with intentional five oclock shadow, so heres Audrina Patridge in next months Australian FHM instead:

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