Britney Has Purdy Hair

Word on the street (and by on the street, I mean its on the caption to these pictures) is that Britney Spears might be performing at the Grammys next month. I dont think thats a good idea, because I dont know if they Grammys can handle the mass quantity of sexiness that is Britney. Shit, look at that head of golden locks. In fact, if her lovely mane were to be placed alongside the Golden Fleece of Greek lore, I think Jason would have picked Britneys mane over some old stinky, greasy sheeps wool. So, I think it would only be prudent for whoevers in charge of the lineup at the Grammys to bar Britney from performing. I dont think we want men brawling with each other in their mad dash to get to Britney.

Leaving a dance studio today: