Charlie Sheen Just Had an Ear Infection

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Did you hear this crazy story that Charlie Sheen missed his Two and a Half Men call time because he was banging three porn stars in his hotel room at The Palms Casino in Vegas? Haha, crazy story, right?

Clearly it was a rumor that got out of hand because the real reason Charlie missed his call time was he had an ear infection. Sources say he should be on set Thursday for rehearsals and taping for Friday will proceed as scheduled. What? Dont believe him? Would you believe it if his doctor confirmed it to TMZ? Because he did. He said Charlie has a serious, ongoing ear problem.

Whatever. The only ongoing ear problem Charlie has is listening to other people. You couldnt get that guy on the right track if you chained him to it. An ear infection? He might as well have said his dog ate his drivers license. But you dont have a dog, someone will say. I meant the hooker that I paid to act like a dog, hell reply.