Kristen Stewart in Vogue

Kristen Stewart made sure to loudly bitch and moan about the inconvenience stardom affords in next months issue of Vogue magazine. Radar Online says:

Theres no way to eloquently put this, Stewart, who plays Bella Swan in the smash hit Twilight series, told the magazine. I just cant go to the mall.

It bothers me that I cant be outside very often and also to not ever be just some girl again, the 20-year-old beauty said. Just being some chick at some place thats gone.

Im barely even gonna talk about how fugly they made her look because her comment pissed me off so much. Its not like the culture of celebrity is some enigma shrouded in mystery and secretness. Its right there at then end of every goddamn supermarket checkout stand and every Ryan Seacrest/Mary Hart piece of shit on the television. If being famous is such a terrible burden, theres always the Kurt Cobain route. Nobodys stopping you, Kristen!

Doing her best Napoleon Dynamite mouth: