Quickies: Burlesque

Khloe Kardashian is rumored to be pregnant. I just think shes eating for two because thats how she rolls (ha). (INF Daily)

Olivia Munn splashing around in a hot tub. Youre welcome. (The Grumpiest)

A Georgia Tech softball coach gets all NSFW. (Busted Coverage)

Marion Cotillard is pregnant with some French dudes small fry. (Celebitchy)

Youll be happy to know that Luvs diapers wont leak during an explosivediarrheacontest. The More You Know. (Jezebel)

Cher probably has the same exact outfit as Dr. Robert Rey, but at least shed have the decency to wear a bra underneath that black mesh top. (DListed)

Jessica Simpson wants to land a weight-loss endorsement deal. Moo power to you, girl. (Socialite Life)

Cameron Diaz on the burden of being slim, Emma Watson moans about having too much money. Do us all a favor and drink a big cup of shut the fuck up. (Holy Moly!)

Take all the preconceptions you have about how bad Gwyneth Paltrows Country Strong is and multiply them by 6. Now divide them by 4, multiply them by , add 100, subtract 2 and divide by 4. Now, write that number down on a piece of glossy resume paper. Take that piece of paper, lift it up to your lips, and slice it deeply into the corners of your mouth. Now, take a bottle of Tabasco sauce and break it open by smashing it into your jaw. Afterwards, gnaw your arm off at the elbow with the jagged remains of your teeth. Thats how badCountry Strong is. (Pajiba)

Chris Brown whips it out for a piss, cameras click. (Celebslam)

Vs Laura Vandervoort at J. Mendels Celebration of Golden Globe Week. (Moe Jackson)

Rochelle Wiseman from The Saturdays flashes the trifecta. (Egotastic!)

Listen to Britney Spears new single, Hold it Against Me. Or you could always shove icepicks into your ears. (BricksandStones)

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