Quickies: Evil Twin

Among the plethora of celebrity pregnancies, Jewel and Ty Murray are expecting their first child. (Gabby Babble)

Did you know up until recently, Mila Kunis was blind in one eye? (G Celeb)

Janessa Brazil + slingshot bikini = WIN!! Its the kind of math I like. (Site NSFW) (Dirty Rotten Whore)

Scarlett Johansson is apparently devastated over Ryan Reynolds quick coupling with Sandra Bullock. (Holy Moly!)

Stephanie Seymours gay son gropes her boob while kissing her in a bikini (shes in the bikini, not him). (Socialite Life)

Watch Jim Carreys Black Swan on SNL, which looks to be way more entertaining than the real deal. (INF Daily)

Miranda Kerrs baby is said to have weighed 10 lbs at birth! Lets hope for Orlandos sake that she had a C-section. That would surely do some serious stretching out of her vadge. (Celebitchy)

Adriama Lima goodness! (UseMyComputer)

Newly single Shakira needs a date to the Grammys! Hands up, men! (Moe Jackson)

Giant breasts do not an actress make. See: Katy Perry. (Pajiba)

Whose ink turned to stink? Hint: Her husbands name rhymes with Phony Barker. (cityrag)

Who is giving some blue tail? Is it a coincidence that her name has the word anal in it? (Seriously? OMG!)

Charlie Sheen keeps it classy by banging 3 porn stars in Vegas. (The Blemish)

Amy Winehouse tries to stuff her fake titties in a bandeau, her nipples makes a run for it. (Celebs.com)

Lindsay Lohan sucks in movies, at life in general, and that includes parking her car. (Evil Beet)

Cameron Diazs not-so-red-hot red carpet appearance. A little body fat would help her face! (Popoholic)

Because he is vain as a peacock, Kanye West masterminded his album cover of him banging Madonna getting banned so he could get some publicity. (Popbytes)

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